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 Post subject: If i was a carpenter
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:51 pm  (#1) 
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So hot here ..
It was about midday, i was drinking a fresh beer in a quite place in the garden

Feeling fresh grass under my feet , and warm sun rays and fresh wind caressing the skin... while sitting in my favorite place ,under the shadow of a old tree.

Somebody close by was repairing a wooden fence, sounds of hammering and sawing carried by the wind...and was so easy fall in a daydreaming state...

And that sawing sounds...what if i was a carpenter ?

maybe i was the carpenter of the Mayan Trolls working to the wooden mechanism of a new type of Battering Ram ?

More advanced , more lethal, more mechanical Battering Rams

Yes a wooden prototype for the final weapon of the Mayan Trolls , that would allow to finally break trough the last defenses of Atlantis , ending the golden age

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humm... the Mayan Troll's Warlord is very exigent, he may pretend more details, also of the innards mechanism and a more polished wood, better include a larger overview

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even better a even more larger overview

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But maybe the Mayan Troll Warlord may be a not too safe client,..he pays well but in case of controversy has that bad habit to wound and torture to death who doesn't fully agree

May be better work for the Muses...they were looking for some nice gift to to send to young baby Escher, maybe this toy model of a N-Dimensional prospective explorer is adapt....
( I know this model was not found in Escher archives, this because Muses gifts vanished before the 18th birthday even if their insights remain at level normally unconscious but yet accessible when in highly creative states )

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Or one gift for De Chirico to inspire the future Surrealistic ... ok the marble is just a patina but De Chirico love too much marble ,could be less receptive to wood if less disguised

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On the other hand seldom Muses pay in cash, and i may even discover to be me in debt...may be better not raise the argument

Humm maybe Neptune or Poseidon...
maybe some decorations for Hall of Poseidon Palace

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No !..refused :gaah
it seems in this period Poseidon wants weapons not decorations.

He was too raged to speak coherently he went on complaining about " ..Allergy .." "... Worse then hemorrhoids..." " .. caused by Pollution..." "POLLUTION!.. FROM THE CURSED HUMAN RACE " "It sting too much, it burns, too much : NO MORE !!... no more pollution no more human race !...KILL !!, KILL !! KILL THEM ALL !!!, WAR !!, WAR !!! "

and then went on singing and dancing that " No more pollution, no more human race... KILL them all !!, WAR !!, WAR !!! " as if was the main actor in a Bollywood movie:
dancing and chanting in the very middle of the scene with submarine thunders and flashings, volcanic eruptions and spectacular earthquakes all around him:
(you should known,it is the classic choreography used by the Gods when they want make clear to be very upset )

Anyway he seems more interested my other proposal , the Wood-2

Well..his first reaction was :"it looks as a bomber but we have no bombs"
But when i explained that he has much better then bombs... as example gazillions of barrels of toxic and radioactive waste and sunken oil tanks , old rotten Russian nuclear submarines he become enthusiast.


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Poseidon liked the first Wood-2 prototype but asked for more and suggested to add to the barrels and the submarines to "kindly return back from high above the sky ",also all the plastic bags and bottles, the broken fishermen nets and all the other trash sunken in the last 100 years

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also he wanted more mangrove's wood and submarine vegetable fibers be used

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the first tests were quite successful

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Finally Poseidon relaxed to the point to consider my suggestions to be less radical , preserve a few specimens in a controlled environment instead then just exterminate them all ... and he liked a lot the cages in my controlled environment wood model

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then i woke up because somebody was ringing to the gate..it was the postman with a pack

On top of the pack was a short message :

" My new but dear friend

I want hearty suggest you to remain on a beach,very very close to the shore , better in the Tropics area , at the end of next December
And ... if you care for some friends or parents, bring them with you !

You will be my guests, i chose the date because simultaneously some cleaning will start on the surface, and the products and methodologies used for the cleaning may have not a too good impact on humans health..

So just remember to be on right the beach at the right moment , i will see you from my window and provide to the transfer

PS

You forgot the sketches of your project in my studio, i included the copies for your portfolio

best regards "


Strange message, even more strange that i could read it so naturally , i never studied ancient Greek.

The images in the pack were nice so i used here as illustrations...

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 Post subject: Re: If i was a carpenter
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:39 pm  (#2) 
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Beautiful work as usual.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:54 pm  (#3) 
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Very nice PC! :)

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 Post subject: Re: If i was a carpenter
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:20 pm  (#4) 
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Hard make narrative in a foreign language , just now i tried to correct the most evident syntax horrors and typo, i hope helps to make more readable

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 Post subject: Re: If i was a carpenter
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:49 pm  (#5) 
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hahaha, this is your best story and graphics yet!!!! You have a very clever mind, and even if your English isn't perfect, it is fine.


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 Post subject: Re: If i was a carpenter
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:04 pm  (#6) 
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Good news, Poseidon agree on built more , and more comfortable and large cages for the controlled environment !

I call cages ,but the bars of the cages are only to contain safely fresh air bubbles at a controlled pressure not to imprison ,
He agree that should be no restrictions of sort

In the middle of the Ocean ,at 4.000 mt below the water surface may be safer remain inside the bubbles, but that will remain always a free chose and never a imposition

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